Quotes

  • S1: E9 "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • Ted, "[Talking about Thanksgiving] Oh right, I forgot, you guys are weird and pronounce 'out' 'ought'"
    • Robin, "You guys are the world leader in hand gun violence, you r health care system is bankrupt and country's deeply divided on every important issue."
    • Ted, "You call you cops mounties." 
  • S2: E2 "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • Barnie, "Hypothetical high five! .................. Nice!"
  • S2: E3 "Brunch"
    • Marshall, "I'm going to unleash my calves." 
    • Barnie, "That's crazy. Nobody's turned on by mens calves, they're a thoroughly un-erotic body party."
    • Marshall, "Well yeah, I'd say that too if I had those skinny little chicken legs."
    • Barnie gets up, "I'll be waiting by the phone for your apology."
  • S2: E:19 "Bachelor Party"
    • Barnie, "Ah, 15, like in Black Jack."
    • Ted, "As in, not sure whether you'd hit it.?"
    • Barnie, "Exactly."

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